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	<title>the G sides &#187; David Baumgartner</title>
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		<title>Mullets, Fauxhawks, Tattoos, &amp; Earrings</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 02 Apr 2009 19:14:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Grant</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This morning I was contemplating what to do with my hair. It&#8217;s getting longer&#8230;and grayer. I was thinking about rocking another mullet like cut ala Michael McDonald of the Doobie Brothers. Then I thought about a fauxhawk but not really. Then I decided to just forget it all and just shave me head (Said in [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This morning I was contemplating what to do with my hair.  It&#8217;s getting longer&#8230;and grayer.  I was thinking about rocking another mullet like cut ala Michael McDonald of the Doobie Brothers.  Then I thought about a fauxhawk but not really.  </p>
<p>Then I decided to just forget it all and just shave me head (Said in Irish brogue).  </p>
<p>But then my sister challenged me to leave my hair alone but rather sport a tattoo or another earring.  Now she knows I&#8217;m deathly afraid of needles and I don&#8217;t like pain.  So that pretty much ixnays the whole tattoo thing.  Plus it&#8217;s permanent and where would I get it?  I don&#8217;t sport big guns like Rowland or David.  On second thought, let&#8217;s not answer that question.</p>
<p>But another earring option we&#8217;ve actually toyed with.  Amy and I started checking out getting my other ear pierced last year.  I played with fake earrings for a day or two and came to the painful realization&#8230;I have a 1 earring kind of face.  Toby &#8211; the youth guy that replaced me at Pinecrest &#8211; he&#8217;s a 2 earring face.  I&#8217;ve seen a couple of guys who were 1 earring kind of guys try to rock the 2 earring look and it&#8217;s not pretty.  </p>
<p>So I know my limits&#8230;I&#8217;m a Mac.  I&#8217;m a iPhone.  And I&#8217;m a 1 Earring Face.  I can live with my limits.</p>
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		<title>The Greatest Facebook Status Comment</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 20 Dec 2008 00:02:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Grant</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[My good friend David Baumgartner&#8216;s status: David is getting ready to head to Cub Scouts. Grant&#8217;s response: I never made it past there either but I quit when I reached high school.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>My good friend <a href="http://www.dbaumgartner.com/">David Baumgartner</a>&#8216;s status:  David is getting ready to head to Cub Scouts.</p>
<p>Grant&#8217;s response:  I never made it past there either but I quit when I reached high school.</p>
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		<title>Broncos Training Camp, 2008</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 08 Aug 2008 14:08:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Grant</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[David Baumgartner and I got up early yesterday and headed off to the Bronco&#8217;s practice facility. I&#8217;d never been to a Bronco&#8217;s practice so David was my guide. We got there PLENTY early &#8211; like 7.30 for a 8.30 practice. I guess normally it would have been crowded but it was a Thursday and it [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://dbaumgartner.com/">David Baumgartner</a> and I got up early yesterday and headed off to the Bronco&#8217;s practice facility.  I&#8217;d never been to a Bronco&#8217;s practice so David was my guide.</p>
<p>We got there PLENTY early &#8211; like 7.30 for a 8.30 practice.  I guess normally it would have been crowded but it was a Thursday and it poured down rain the night before.  </p>
<p>Two jerseys you probably ought to retire:<br />
#19 &#8211; Jerry Rice &#8211; he never played a game for the Broncos but he sold a few jerseys.<br />
#84 &#8211; Javon Walker &#8211; why the Broncs every gave out Shannon Sharpe&#8217;s number in the first place, I&#8217;ll never understand.  However, this jersey COULD be redeemed by just changing the name on the back.</p>
<p>It was fun but David and I both admitted a bit of disappointment when the players came out in only shells.  (Helmet and jersey only.)  We&#8217;re guessing that Shanny is resting the players for the Houston game as well as the Cowboys coming to town next week.  </p>
<p>Couple of pics from the morning.</p>
<p>Love this shot, sun just came up over the roof of the pactice facility.<br />
<img src='http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3051/2742680839_222978f4c1.jpg' alt='Waiting to get in'/></p>
<p>Champ has a sore hammy so he&#8217;s in shorts and a t and hangs out by Shanny most of the morning.  (David thinks this is the favorite injury of veterans who just don&#8217;t want to practice.  I think he&#8217;s right.)<br />
<img src='http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3108/2743519290_389db0fc13.jpg' alt='Champ and Shanny'/></p>
<p>Jay Cutler and DJ Williams cut up most of the stretching time.  They stretched but they laughed the whole time through it.<br />
<img src='http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3203/2742680951_173ae8f153.jpg' alt='Stretching'/></p>
<p>Team spent a lot of time on Red Zone offense.  They should given their performace last year.  Everyone looked pretty good except #38 &#8211; Aldredge.  He had a fumble and two dropped passes.  Not thinking he&#8217;s going to make the team.<br />
<img src='http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3216/2742680997_eb0476949b.jpg' alt='Shanny watching Red Zone'/></p>
<p>Practice lasted 90 minutes.  It was over.<br />
<img src='http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3239/2742681107_4b6d3d11e7.jpg' alt='End of Practice'/></p>
<p>Couple of observations:<br />
Ryan Clady is a house.  He looks like a man among boys on the field.  I hope he plays that well.  </p>
<p>DJ Williams is going to be awesome back at the Will LB spot.  He&#8217;s not thinking anymore &#8211; just playing.  Good thing.</p>
<p>Eddie Royal is a freak of nature when it comes to speed.  </p>
<p>Great morning that got even better as we were leaving.  As David and I are leaving the practice area, I look over to the Bronco&#8217;s store and see a familiar face.  A face I hadn&#8217;t seen in about 18 years.</p>
<p>That&#8217;s right &#8211; Paul Velakaneye!!!  My best friend in high school who did NOT show up to the reunion but was in town for his sister&#8217;s wedding.  We must have looked like two women &#8211; hugging, saying &#8220;how are you&#8221; in that higher pitched voice.  His mom was there and I got a mom-hug from her.  </p>
<p>We went and grabbed coffee afterwards.  Paul has been married for 15 years and has 3 kids.  A girl that is 10, a boy that is 8, a boy that 6.  Sound familiar?????  (Chelsie, Zack, and Cody if you are keeping score at home.)</p>
<p>We talked for 2 hours.  It was way too short.  But I did get an invitation to come visit them in Connecticut.  May have to take him up on that.  </p>
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