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Most Wonderful Time of the Year

Today is Amy’s birthday.

The Broncos are 4-0.

The Rockies start the playoffs today at 1.30 against the Phillies.

The Avs are 2-0 and playing out of sight. (Don’t tell anybody I keep track of the Avs.)

Alabama is undefeated and looks like the best team in the nation.

AND my fantasy football team is first in my division, 3-1.

AND Amy didn’t totally hate her gift of a couple of cook books, an iron, and a 9×13 pan.

Just kidding on the last one. She did hate it.

4 Responses to “Most Wonderful Time of the Year”

  1. Amy English says:

    Ha! Ha! At least I am at the top of the list!!!

  2. Gary says:

    I see numbers all the way through this–
    EXCEPT when you make mentions of Amy’s birthday. Just an oversight, I am sure.

  3. Heath says:

    Grant, you went wrong when you let her keep her shoes.

    Gotta keep ‘em barefoot and doing the housework, that’s the key. Didn’t you learn anything during your time in Arkansas?

  4. Matt McSweeney says:

    We all know the Broncos aren’t that good, Alabama hasn’t played anyone yet, the Avs are a shock at the moment (80 more games to go), only dorks play fantasy football and those gifts are terrible.

    Just kidding G!

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