Mullets, Fauxhawks, Tattoos, & Earrings

This morning I was contemplating what to do with my hair. It’s getting longer…and grayer. I was thinking about rocking another mullet like cut ala Michael McDonald of the Doobie Brothers. Then I thought about a fauxhawk but not really.

Then I decided to just forget it all and just shave me head (Said in Irish brogue).

But then my sister challenged me to leave my hair alone but rather sport a tattoo or another earring. Now she knows I’m deathly afraid of needles and I don’t like pain. So that pretty much ixnays the whole tattoo thing. Plus it’s permanent and where would I get it? I don’t sport big guns like Rowland or David. On second thought, let’s not answer that question.

But another earring option we’ve actually toyed with. Amy and I started checking out getting my other ear pierced last year. I played with fake earrings for a day or two and came to the painful realization…I have a 1 earring kind of face. Toby – the youth guy that replaced me at Pinecrest – he’s a 2 earring face. I’ve seen a couple of guys who were 1 earring kind of guys try to rock the 2 earring look and it’s not pretty.

So I know my limits…I’m a Mac. I’m a iPhone. And I’m a 1 Earring Face. I can live with my limits.