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Master Chief’s Guide To Gun Safety

The real guide to gun safety has these 4 simple rules for when you come across a gun:

Stop
Don’t touch it
Leave the room
Tell an adult

Master Chief says:

Pick Up
Reload
Turn around
Return Fire

8 Responses to “Master Chief’s Guide To Gun Safety”

  1. This makes me laugh! When I taught 1st grade in Mulvane we used to have a video (VHS, have you… um, just a little dated) about drugs… it had a “rap” song that is similar to your gun safety (I think even the same character)… “Stop, Don’t touch, Leave the area, Tell an adult!” Now I’m singing away!

  2. (via Facebook) says:

    is this a rhetorical question?

  3. wayne says:

    hey, off subject here — what happened to your big talkers counter? did it reset January 1???

  4. Grant says:

    You know what, Wayne…I think you’re right. It’s odd not seeing your name at the top.

  5. wayne says:

    Dang…all those meaningless comments for just 12 months of being on top.

  6. wayne says:

    woo hoo! I’m on top again!

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