Great One Liners From Student Parking Last Night

For whatever reason…there were a lot of funny moments at Student Parking last night.

I will not provide context. Just enjoy…

“So…you’re saying they are redoing the Sonic in Elizabeth?”

“Don’t you have somewhere to be?”
“This is it.”
“Alrighty then.”

“You can turn down the heat but you can’t turn off the hotness.”

“Some people actually think I’m intelligent.”
“Some people actually are idiots.”

“There are two kinds of people in the world…those that divide people into two different kinds of people and those that don’t.”

“Fo-Fo-Fo Shure.”

“And another thing I like about Oklahoma…”

“It’s not physically possible for him to keep fo—oh look, a squirrel.”