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	<title>Comments on: Chuck Norris doesn&#8217;t hate Mondays because if he did, they wouldn&#8217;t exist&#8230;</title>
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		<title>By: the G sides &#187; A Decision That I Hope Doesn&#8217;t Get Me Killed.</title>
		<link>http://grantenglish.com/archives/2006/06/12/chuck-norris-doesnt-hate-mondays-because-if-he-did-they-wouldnt-exist/comment-page-2/#comment-22062</link>
		<dc:creator>the G sides &#187; A Decision That I Hope Doesn&#8217;t Get Me Killed.</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 30 May 2007 14:54:53 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>[...] Wayne - even though he never blogs anymore and therefore it is pointless to link him AND he should blog more because his life is interesting&#8230;.at least to his own family - had a great but painful comment yesterday about closing the comments on the famous Chuck Norris post. [...]</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>[...] Wayne &#8211; even though he never blogs anymore and therefore it is pointless to link him AND he should blog more because his life is interesting&#8230;.at least to his own family &#8211; had a great but painful comment yesterday about closing the comments on the famous Chuck Norris post. [...]</p>
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		<title>By: wayne</title>
		<link>http://grantenglish.com/archives/2006/06/12/chuck-norris-doesnt-hate-mondays-because-if-he-did-they-wouldnt-exist/comment-page-2/#comment-22048</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 29 May 2007 20:57:56 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I&#039;m thinking Chuck Norris would shut down comments to this post by now.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;m thinking Chuck Norris would shut down comments to this post by now.</p>
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		<title>By: Tro</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 29 May 2007 19:48:46 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Chuck Norris does not bleed, he leaks battery acid.</description>
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		<title>By: Tro</title>
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		<dc:creator>Tro</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 29 May 2007 17:10:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>If a tree fell in the forest, Chuck Norris would be there to hear it make a sound, he&#039;s also the reason it fell because he roundhouse kicked it.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>If a tree fell in the forest, Chuck Norris would be there to hear it make a sound, he&#8217;s also the reason it fell because he roundhouse kicked it.</p>
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		<title>By: Tro</title>
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		<dc:creator>Tro</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 29 May 2007 16:59:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Osama Bin Laden would have given up by now and turned himself over to U.S Forces but when he found out that Chuck Norris was leading the search he stayed where he was.</description>
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