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The Greatest Bumper Sticker

Fat People Are Hard To Kidnap

Saw that one today and just giggled all the way to my car. Then I caught my reflection on the window.

No danger of me being kidnapped anytime soon.

6 Responses to “The Greatest Bumper Sticker”

  1. rob says:

    do fat kids nap hard?

  2. Mike R says:

    Join me in my weekly trek up the mountain.

  3. clay says:

    hey grant, remember back in the day when you liked youth, and we made up our own bumper sitckers. those were good times.

  4. Grant says:

    mike – you are on your own…I’m praying for you.

    Clay – I still like most youth…most. Porn is bad, cancer sucks.

  5. grant remember that if the kidnapper has a handtruck with them then this statement is no longer true. handtrucks solve almost any weight problem.

  6. Grant says:

    Great point, Robert. Another consideration is the weight of the kidnapper and the stupidity of the kidnappee.

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