the G sides

the randomness of a distracted existential tour guide.

Why Is This A Sport?

Men’s figure skating. They’ve just interviewed Johnny Weir.

“There are going to be people that hate me and people that love me.”

Gaydar man – it’s really hard for us to take you seriously dressed like a swan and talking with a lisp.

2% of the world knows who you are and after the Olympics there will be even less.

Get over yourself. Shut up and skate.

Why don’t they do a dodgeball on skates thing instead?

[tags]Johnny Weir, mens figure skating, swan outfits[/tags]

6 Responses to “Why Is This A Sport?”

  1. Zack says:

    Better yet, why not paintball on ice?

  2. Turner says:

    Skeet shooting on ice?

  3. Derek says:

    Duck Duck Goose on ice? …anyone…anyone

  4. Mike R. says:

    Ooh, how about janitorial services on ice.
    Wait… they already have that one.

  5. Mike R. says:

    Speaking of Gaydar. How about that two man luge?
    http://images.tsn.ca/images/stories/20060115/luge_38601.jpg

  6. Grant says:

    This deserves another post….one coming.

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