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Major Olympic Uniform Foul

Tonight are the opening ceremonies from Torino of the Winter Olympics. I love the Winter Olympics. All the fam is addicted to TV for two weeks watching sports we only care about every 3 years and 50 weeks.

But this is atrocious. Team USA is wearing a BERET in the opening ceremonies?? Forget blood doping, buying off figure skating judges, or security. This is a major slap in the face of Americans everywhere. A FRENCH BERET????? I’m astounded, appalled, and need a valium.

Somebody explain to me what the French have contributed to society in the last 300 years that is worth writing about? Statute of Liberty…

Okay – name another? I wouldn’t want to wear that ridiculous headpiece. And while you’ve got all the French ‘athletes’ over there – tell them the next world war they find themselves in, they’re on their own.

In fact, when we win it – we’re giving them back to the Germans this time.

Cowboy hats – via the 1980 olympics – are acceptable. Baseball caps, those crazy ‘jester’ looking hats on ski slopes all over America I’d be okay with. I’d even settle for a beanie.

But a freakin’ beret???? I’m going to be sick.

Viva le’ toilet.

[tags]Torino, Team USA, Winter Olympics[/tags]

9 Responses to “Major Olympic Uniform Foul”

  1. as “official” critic of the nfl uniforms i think it would be great for you to detail out who has the best and worst olympic uniforms.

  2. Wayne says:

    I want to see your man card.

  3. Being that the games are in Italy, the least they could have done was have Italian hats – http://www.millerhats.com/borsalino_hats/borsalino2.htm

    At least those look fairly cool, and wouldn’t be a slap in the face

  4. Barry says:

    Being that we are America, the melting pot, each U.S. athlete should have been allowed to wear what they wanted, sort of making a conglomeration of ethnicity and such. Same colors, same general uniform, but a touch of their own culture added to each one. That’s diversity at its finest!

  5. valerie says:

    According to this http://www.galactic-guide.com/articles/8R54.html … beret comes from the latin word for “cap.” So, maybe the awesome hats(which made them look like a cool American nike commercial) were meant to be a tribute to the Roman Empire! Grant, you are so interested in fashion! I didn’t know we shared so many common interests!

  6. Grant says:

    Bar – love your idea. Keep the uniform the same but let them pick out their hat style.

    Val – I have a passion for uniforms…not necessarily fashion.

    Paul – I also like your idea of some part of the uniform is a tribute to the host nation. How about a checkered apron for Italy?

  7. Wayne says:

    So, what you are saying is that you have a thing for guys in uniform? I’m sorry, couldn’t resist :-)

  8. Shawn says:

    They wore berets in the 2002 games in Salt Lake. I waited in line on the street in 18 degree weather for 3 hours to buy my pastor one of those things. They were nicer looking than this year’s, though.

  9. Mike S. says:

    Come close. Closer. (whispering) What if. . .what if. . .what if it’s a conspiracy? Yeah, you know, a conspiracy against the U.S. to make us liek the rest of the world? Hmmmmmm

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