Cooper, the Theologian

Setting: dinner, 5:43 pm, lasagna, salad, freedom (french) bread

Coop: Hey – you know where Jesus says if someone hits you on the right cheek, you’re supposed to do this? (He turns his face the left side)

Amy: Yeah.

Coop: Does that mean that if I kick Camber in the right leg, she has to let me kick her in the left?