the G sides

the randomness of a distracted existential tour guide.

I’m trying hard to not be bitter

It’s been a hard week, now this! I mean look at them!

This is ridiculous. Does Jen know that now her career is OVER. As in over easy, over there, over and out. Ben kills careers for a living – look at what he did to JLo! She hasn’t made a decent album or movie since dating Ben.

He also almost single handedly ruin Matt Damon’s life as well.

Plus – he’s named after a duck that sells insurance!! Oh my. I’m crushed. I’m absolutely crushed. My how love has smitten, thee, Jennifer Garner. Please wake up and rejoin us!

4 Responses to “I’m trying hard to not be bitter”

  1. Nelson says:

    I’m glad to hear I’m not the only other married guy in the world who LOVES Ms. Garner!

  2. Wayne says:

    You are WAY too in tune with what is going on in Hollywood…I am more and more concerned about you each day.

  3. Buggy-Buggy says:

    Maybe Ben is an ALIAS? Ever thought of that – maybe he works for “the other side” and his job is to ruin careers? hmm-hmm-hmm

  4. Roonie says:

    Jennifer Garner is disgusting. Of all the women out there. She’s trailer park trash, just like Britney Spears, except she’s hiding it better.

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